Linux Computers: 111 of 1023 |
As of next Thursday, UNIX will be flushed in favor of TOPS-10.
Please update your programs.
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Linux Computers: 112 of 1023 |
As of next Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL.
Please update your programs.
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Linux Computers: 113 of 1023 |
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
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Linux Computers: 114 of 1023 |
As part of an ongoing effort to keep you, the Fortune reader, abreast of
the valuable information the daily crosses the USENET, Fortune presents:
News articles that answer *your* questions, #1:
Newsgroups: comp.sources.d
Subject: how do I run C code received from sources
Keywords: C sources
Distribution: na
I do not know how to run the C programs that are posted in the
sources newsgroup. I save the files, edit them to remove the
headers, and change the mode so that they are executable, but I
cannot get them to run. (I have never written a C program before.)
Must they be compiled? With what compiler? How do I do this? If
I compile them, is an object code file generated or must I generate
it explicitly with the > character? Is there something else that
must be done?
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Linux Computers: 115 of 1023 |
As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500 programs;
a process that traditionally requires some debugging.
-- USA Today, referring to the Internal Revenue Service
conversion to a new computer system.
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Linux Computers: 116 of 1023 |
As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't
as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be
discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large
part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in
my own programs.
-- Maurice Wilkes, designer of EDSAC, on programming, 1949
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Linux Computers: 117 of 1023 |
As the system comes up, the component builders will from time to time appear,
bearing hot new versions of their pieces -- faster, smaller, more complete,
or putatively less buggy. The replacement of a working component by a new
version requires the same systematic testing procedure that adding a new
component does, although it should require less time, for more complete and
efficient test cases will usually be available.
-- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"
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Linux Computers: 118 of 1023 |
As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
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Linux Computers: 119 of 1023 |
As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such things as a free variable."
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Linux Computers: 120 of 1023 |
ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.
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