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During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He
stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode
Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch
a Tory!"
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Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
-- Harry Secombe's diet
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Eat drink and be merry! Tommorrow you may be in Utah.
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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
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Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
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"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."
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Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
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Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.
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Even a cabbage may look at a king.
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