| Linux Men Women: 176 of 582 |
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
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| Linux Men Women: 177 of 582 |
He who enters his wife's dressing room is a philosopher or a fool.
-- Balzac
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| Linux Men Women: 178 of 582 |
He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the
night, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his
senses until the day of judgement.
-- Saadi
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| Linux Men Women: 179 of 582 |
Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said you were
gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?
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| Linux Men Women: 180 of 582 |
High heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed
on the forehead.
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| Linux Men Women: 181 of 582 |
Him: "Your skin is so soft. Are you a model?"
Her: "No," [blush] "I'm a cosmetologist."
Him: "Really? That's incredible... It must be very tough to handle
weightlessness."
-- "The Jerk"
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| Linux Men Women: 182 of 582 |
His designs were strictly honourable, as the phrase is: that is, to rob
a lady of her fortune by way of marriage.
-- Henry Fielding, "Tom Jones"
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| Linux Men Women: 183 of 582 |
"Home, Sweet Home" must surely have been written by a bachelor.
-- Samuel Butler
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| Linux Men Women: 184 of 582 |
Horace's best ode would not please a young woman as much as the mediocre
verses of the young man she is in love with.
-- Moore
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| Linux Men Women: 185 of 582 |
How much for your women? I want to buy your daughter... how much for
the little girl?
-- Jake Blues, "The Blues Brothers"
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