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I've only got 12 cards.
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Linux Sports: 62 of 147 |
If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped.
The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position
in the atmosphere without something to support it must drop. The law of
gravity supercedes the law of golf.
-- Donald A. Metz
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Linux Sports: 63 of 147 |
If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.
If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the
game right. If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of
course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager can make
goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?
-- Sparky Anderson
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Linux Sports: 64 of 147 |
If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
-- Doug Larson
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Linux Sports: 65 of 147 |
If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the
way they do?
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Linux Sports: 66 of 147 |
If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of
everything. When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and then
we'll either all go into the playoffs, or we'll all go home and play golf.
Both those things sound pretty good to me.
-- Sparky Anderson
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Linux Sports: 67 of 147 |
If you don't know what game you're playing, don't ask what the score is.
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Linux Sports: 68 of 147 |
If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're
the sucker.
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Linux Sports: 69 of 147 |
If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards.
-- Harry Blackstone
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Linux Sports: 70 of 147 |
If you're carrying a torch, put it down. The Olympics are over.
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