| Linux Fortunes: 111 of 433 |
Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
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| Linux Fortunes: 112 of 433 |
Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
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| Linux Fortunes: 113 of 433 |
If you can read this, you're too close.
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| Linux Fortunes: 114 of 433 |
If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.
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| Linux Fortunes: 115 of 433 |
If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
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| Linux Fortunes: 116 of 433 |
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
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| Linux Fortunes: 117 of 433 |
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
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| Linux Fortunes: 118 of 433 |
If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
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| Linux Fortunes: 119 of 433 |
In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
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| Linux Fortunes: 120 of 433 |
Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
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