Linux Riddles

Q:      What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A:      The impossible dream.

Q:      What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A:      The same middle name.

Q:      What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A:      A dope ring.

Q:      Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A:      To cover up the valve stem.

Q:      What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A:      Diyathinkhesaurus.

Q:      What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A:      Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.

Q:      What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A:      Trustworthy.

Q:      What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A:      A stick.

Q:      What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A:      Six sick Sikhs (sic).

Q:      What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
        is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A:      A deep C diva.

Q:      What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
        lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A:      A failure.

Q:      What do you call the money you pay to the government when
        you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A:      A howdah duty.