Linux Platitudes

Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
                -- Dorothy Parker

Aim for the moon.  If you miss, you may hit a star.
                -- W. Clement Stone

Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.
                -- The Mad Dogtender

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
                -- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne on his deathbed]

Alimony is the high cost of leaving.

All a man needs out of life is a place to sit 'n' spit in the fire.

All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

-- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
-- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited
        carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
-- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
-- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated
        the potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles.
-- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally.
-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well
        advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.

All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard,
ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
                -- Kingfish

All is fear in love and war.