Linux People: 401 of 1231 |
"I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down
to the sea and drown yourselves."
"How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why
you human beings don't."
-- James Thurber
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Linux People: 402 of 1231 |
I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
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Linux People: 403 of 1231 |
I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.
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Linux People: 404 of 1231 |
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
-- Mae West
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Linux People: 405 of 1231 |
I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?
-- Beauregard Bugleboy
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Linux People: 406 of 1231 |
I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
-- Butch Cassidy
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Linux People: 407 of 1231 |
I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people...
Certainty is just an emotion.
-- Hal Clement
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Linux People: 408 of 1231 |
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know
how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson
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Linux People: 409 of 1231 |
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park
there's nothing else to do.
-- Lenny Bruce
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Linux People: 410 of 1231 |
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable
to sit still in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal
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