Linux Science

If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z.  X is work.  Y
is play.  Z is keep your mouth shut.
                -- Albert Einstein

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith

If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a
conclusion.
                -- William Baumol

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?

If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there
is an exception to every rule.  If we accept "For every rule there is an
exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception
after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility of
exception, and if we follow it to its logical end we must agree that there
can be an exception to the rule that for every rule there is an exception.
                -- Bill Boquist

If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
                -- Albert Einstein

If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.

If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think
I'm an engineer working on something.
                -- S.R. McElroy