| Linux Definitions: 961 of 1105 |
Swipple's Rule of Order:
He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
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| Linux Definitions: 962 of 1105 |
system-independent, adj.:
Works equally poorly on all systems.
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| Linux Definitions: 963 of 1105 |
T-shirt of the Day:
Head for the Mountains
-- courtesy Anheuser-Busch beer
Followup T-shirt of the Day (on the same scenic background):
If you liked the mountains, head for the Busch!
-- courtesy someone else
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| Linux Definitions: 964 of 1105 |
T-shirt Of The Day:
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
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| Linux Definitions: 965 of 1105 |
T-shirt:
Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
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| Linux Definitions: 966 of 1105 |
Tact, n.:
The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
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| Linux Definitions: 967 of 1105 |
take forceful action:
Do something that should have been done a long time ago.
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| Linux Definitions: 968 of 1105 |
tax office, n.:
Den of inequity.
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| Linux Definitions: 969 of 1105 |
Taxes, n.:
Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get
an extension.
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| Linux Definitions: 970 of 1105 |
taxidermist, n.:
A man who mounts animals.
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