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The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.

The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.
                -- Sophia Loren

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.  They gave him
love and he invented marriage.

The happiest time of a person's life is after his first divorce.
                -- J.K. Galbraith

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased
to love.
                -- Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargues

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs
and begin to stifle our yawns.
                -- Helen Rowland

The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and
she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
                -- Bill Lawrence

The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that
what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
                -- Leo J. Burke

The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
She loves it -- and that's all.  It is thus that we should love.
                -- DeGourmont

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin.
                -- Honor'^He DeBalzac