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It has been said that Public Relations is the art of winning friends
and getting people under the influence.
-- Jeremy Tunstall
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It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back and party!
-- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space"
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It's gonna be alright,
It's almost midnight,
And I've got two more bottles of wine.
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It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy gets
another beer.
-- Cheers
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It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're
madly in love, drunk, or running for office.
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Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
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Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.
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Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
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Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what
disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come
sober, Mr. Prime Minister?"
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Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best way
they can. I'm sick of the job. It's a thankless one and full of grief.
-- Al Capone
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