Linux People

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom.  The first is being a bore.
                -- Cecil Beaton

Personifiers of the world, unite!  You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!
                -- Bernadette Bosky

Please don't put a strain on our friendship by asking me to do something
for you.

Please don't recommend me to your friends-- it's difficult enough to
cope with you alone.

Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which
side I'm on.

Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.
                -- Mary Poppins

Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their
minds cannot change anything.
                -- G.B. Shaw

Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.