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Life is difficult because it is non-linear.
 
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Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *awful*.
 
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Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.
 
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Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
 
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Logic is the chastity belt of the mind!
 
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Love makes the world go 'round, with a little help from intrinsic angular
momentum.
 
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Lucas is the source of many of the components of the legendarily reliable
British automotive electrical systems.  Professionals call the company "The
Prince of Darkness".  Of course, if Lucas were to design and manufacture
nuclear weapons, World War III would never get off the ground.  The British
don't like warm beer any more than the Americans do.  The British drink warm
beer because they have Lucas refrigerators.
 
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Ma Bell is a mean mother!
 
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Machines have less problems.  I'd like to be a machine.
                -- Andy Warhol
 
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Make it myself?  But I'm a physical organic chemist!
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