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Freebsd Zippy:  18 of 549

An INK-LING?  Sure -- TAKE one!!  Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  19 of 549

An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!
 
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And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  21 of 549

ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  22 of 549

Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
 
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Are we live or on tape?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  24 of 549

Are we on STRIKE yet?
 
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Are we THERE yet?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  26 of 549

Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  27 of 549

Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??
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