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Freebsd Zippy

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Freebsd Zippy:  285 of 549

I've got an IDEA!!  Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  286 of 549

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  287 of 549

... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
antiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
PIZZA ...
 
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If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  289 of 549

If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old
houseboy ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  290 of 549

If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  291 of 549

If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  292 of 549

If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  293 of 549

If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  294 of 549

... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate
man!!
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