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Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
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Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!
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Oh, I get it!! "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??
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Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR
DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
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OKAY!! Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPED
R.V.'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!!
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OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O
and a BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if
it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... ... or ... I ... um ... WHERE'S
the WASHING MACHINES?
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On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS
PHILBIN ... It's GREAT to be ALIVE!!
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On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL
QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!
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On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a
POINT.
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Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of
DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
VALUES!!
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