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On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS
PHILBIN ... It's GREAT to be ALIVE!!
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| Freebsd Zippy: 387 of 549 |
On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL
QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!
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| Freebsd Zippy: 388 of 549 |
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a
POINT.
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| Freebsd Zippy: 389 of 549 |
Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of
DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
VALUES!!
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| Freebsd Zippy: 390 of 549 |
Once, there was NO fun ... This was before MENU planning, FASHION
statements or NAUTILUS equipment ... Then, in 1985 ... FUN was
completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP ... It contain 14,768 vaguely
amusing SIT-COM pilots!! We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we
finally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled
snack cakes!
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| Freebsd Zippy: 391 of 549 |
One FISHWICH coming up!!
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| Freebsd Zippy: 392 of 549 |
ONE: I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to
the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...
TWO: I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD" ...
THREE: I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!
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| Freebsd Zippy: 393 of 549 |
... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last
Tuesday?
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Our father who art in heaven ... I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY at this
table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN ... and also
leave a GENEROUS TIP ....
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over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...
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