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We have DIFFERENT amounts of HAIR --
 
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We just joined the civil hair patrol!
 
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We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!
 
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Well, here I am in AMERICA..  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE it.  I
HATE it.  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE ...
EMOTIONS are SWEEPING over me!!
 
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Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!!  And I'm looking for a way to
VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
 
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Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN ... I might as well pay a visit to the LADIES
ROOM ...
 
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Well, O.K.  I'll compromise with my principles because of EXISTENTIAL
DESPAIR!
 
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Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?
 
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What a COINCIDENCE!  I'm an authorized "SNOOTS OF THE STARS" dealer!!
 
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What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?
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