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Freebsd Zippy:  494 of 549

While you're chewing, think of STEVEN SPIELBERG'S bank account ...  his
will have the same effect as two "STARCH BLOCKERS"!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  495 of 549

WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  496 of 549

WHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!  It must be the
NEGATIVE IONS!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  497 of 549

Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  498 of 549

Why don't you ever enter and CONTESTS, Marvin??  Don't you know your
own ZIPCODE?
 
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Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  500 of 549

Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER with you??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  501 of 549

Will it improve my CASH FLOW?
 
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Will the third world war keep "Bosom Buddies" off the air?
 
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Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?
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