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Freebsd Zippy:  509 of 549

Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON
MAIDEN concert?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  510 of 549

You can't hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  511 of 549

You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th'
distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  512 of 549

You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  513 of 549

YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  514 of 549

You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW
CAREER!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  515 of 549

You were s'posed to laugh!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  516 of 549

YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN
DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  517 of 549

Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS --
 
Freebsd Zippy:  518 of 549

Youth of today!  Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental
attitudes!
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