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Freebsd Zippy:  9 of 549

All right, you degenerates!  I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  10 of 549

All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  11 of 549

Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  12 of 549

Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  13 of 549

Am I elected yet?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  14 of 549

Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  15 of 549

Am I SHOPLIFTING?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  16 of 549

America!!  I saw it all!!  Vomiting!  Waving!  JERRY FALWELLING into
your void tube of UHF oblivion!!  SAFEWAY of the mind ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  17 of 549

An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  18 of 549

An INK-LING?  Sure -- TAKE one!!  Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??
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