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Linux Ethnic:  2 of 161

Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went
on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.
Linux Ethnic:  3 of 161

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh.  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much.  Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
                -- David Letterman
Linux Ethnic:  4 of 161

"All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands."
                -- Saint Patrick
Linux Ethnic:  5 of 161

Also, the Scots are said to have invented golf.  Then they had
to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and frustration.
Linux Ethnic:  6 of 161

alta, v:        To change; make or become different; modify.
ansa, v:        A spoken or written reply, as to a question.
baa, n:         A place people meet to have a few drinks.
Baaston, n:     The capital of Massachusetts.
baaba, n:       One whose business is to cut or trim hair or beards.
beea, n:        An alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and hops, often
                        found in baas.
caaa, n:        An automobile.
centa, n:       A point around which something revolves; axis.  (Or
                        someone involved with the Knicks.)
chouda, n:      A thick seafood soup, often in a milk base.
dada, n:        Information, esp. information organized for analysis or
                -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary
Linux Ethnic:  7 of 161

America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until
people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its
name to "America".
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
Linux Ethnic:  8 of 161

America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
                -- Allen Ginsberg
Linux Ethnic:  9 of 161

American by birth; Texan by the grace of God.
Linux Ethnic:  10 of 161

Americans are people who insist on living in the present, tense.
Linux Ethnic:  11 of 161

Americans' greatest fear is that America will turn out to have been a
phenomenon, not a civilization.
                -- Shirley Hazzard, "Transit of Venus"
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