Linux Food

There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one
of them.

There are twenty-five people left in the world, and twenty-seven of
them are hamburgers.
                -- Ed Sanders

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the
man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops.
                -- Groucho Marx

This is Betty Frenel.  I don't know who to call but I can't reach my
Food-a-holics partner.  I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage
and mushroom.  Jim, come and get me!

This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.

        ... This striving for excellence extends into people's personal
lives as well.  When '80s people buy something, they buy the best one, as
determined by (1) price and (2) lack of availability. Eighties people buy
imported dental floss.  They buy gourmet baking soda.  If an '80s couple
goes to a restaurant where they have made a reservation three weeks in
advance, and they are informed that their table is available, they stalk
out immediately, because they know it is not an excellent restaurant.  If
it were, it would have an enormous crowd of excellence-oriented people
like themselves waiting, their beepers going off like crickets in the
night.  An excellent restaurant wouldn't have a table ready immediately
for anybody below the rank of Liza Minnelli.
                -- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"