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Fortune: 5 - 14 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  5 of 198

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch.
                -- James Beard
 
Linux Food:  6 of 198

        A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job.  He
kept favoring curry.
 
Linux Food:  7 of 198

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
                -- Ziggy
 
Linux Food:  8 of 198

        A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger, Tuesday meat
loaf, Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday meatballs.  On Friday morning her
husband snarled, "How now, ground cow?"
 
Linux Food:  9 of 198

Actor:  So what do you do for a living?
Doris:  I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
        dishes for Chinese restaurants.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Linux Food:  10 of 198

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
 
Linux Food:  11 of 198

        "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
        "Diet."
 
Linux Food:  12 of 198

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
 
Linux Food:  13 of 198

Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
 
Linux Food:  14 of 198

As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought
the potato salad.
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