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Linux Food:  65 of 198

I don't have an eating problem.  I eat.  I get fat.  I buy new clothes.
No problem.
 
Linux Food:  66 of 198

"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
                -- Clarence Darrow
 
Linux Food:  67 of 198

I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance.
                -- A.M. Readyhough
 
Linux Food:  68 of 198

I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race,
in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals.
                -- Thoreau
 
Linux Food:  69 of 198

I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God.
                -- B. Hathrume Duk
 
Linux Food:  70 of 198

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
 
Linux Food:  71 of 198

I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
 
Linux Food:  72 of 198

        "I thought you were trying to get into shape."
        "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
 
Linux Food:  73 of 198

I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.
 
Linux Food:  74 of 198

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
                -- Totie Fields
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