Linux Pets

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be
liable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall
be deemed to be a cat.
                -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
                -- R. Heinlein

        "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?"
        "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime."
        "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime."
        "That was the curious incident."
                -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze"

Auribus teneo lupum.
        [I hold a wolf by the ears.]
        [Boy, it *sounds* good.  But what does it *mean*?]

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
                -- Garrison Keillor

Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't make eight cats pull a sled through
the snow.

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.

Chihuahuas drive me crazy.  I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.

"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern
technology.  Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."