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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
                -- Victor Hugo

Fess:   Well, you must admit there is something innately humorous about
        a man chasing an invention of his own halfway across the galaxy.
Rod:    Oh yeah, it's a million yuks, sure.  But after all, isn't that the
        basic difference between robots and humans?
Fess:   What, the ability to form imaginary constructs?
Rod:    No, the ability to get hung up on them.
                -- Christopher Stasheff, "The Warlock in Spite of Himself"

Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed.
                -- Josh Billings

For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be
always old-fashioned.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
                -- Harrison

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
                -- R. Clopton

For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I do.
                -- Paul of Tarsus, (Saint Paul)

        "For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence
of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
        "Whose?"
        "MINE! HA-HA!"

For men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble:
and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust.
                -- Sir Thomas More