Linux People

Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear
lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
                -- Samuel Butler

Some of the things that live the longest in peoples' memories never
really happened.

Some people around here wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.

Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have
only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk."

Some people have parts that are so private they themselves have no
knowledge of them.

Some people's mouths work faster than their brains.  They say things they
haven't even thought of yet.

Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.

Someone will try to honk your nose today.

Something better...

 1 (obvious): Excuse me.  Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
 2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover.  She's going to blow.
 3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
        something larger.  Like ... Wyoming.
 4 (personal): Well, here we are.  Just the three of us.
 5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen.  Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
        minutes late.
 6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you.  Gosh.  To be able to smell your
        own ear.
 7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir.  Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
        mind putting that thing away.
 8 (philosophical): You know.  It's not the size of a nose that's important.
        It's what's in it that matters.
 9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Sneeze and it's goodbye,
        Seattle.
10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11 (polite): Ah.  Would you mind not bobbing your head.  The orchestra keeps
        changing tempo.
12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
                -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"