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If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
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If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be
deceiving you very well.
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If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
-- Thomas Szasz
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
-- Arthur Kasspe
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If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you
lack sufficient imagination.
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If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
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If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
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If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that
fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and
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If you would understand your own age, read the works of fiction produced
in it. People in disguise speak freely.