Linux Pets

If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a
new cat hospital, and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation,
does not necessarily have to cover the full range of your emotions.  You must
make it clear that you will not attend, but you do not have to let fly at cats.
The writer of the letter asked a civil question; attack cats, then, only if
you can do so with good humor, good taste, and in such a way that your answer
will be courteous as well as responsive.  Since you are out of sympathy with
cats, you may quite properly give this as a reason for not appearing at the
dedication ceremonies of a cat hospital.  But bear in mind that your opinion
of cats was not sought, only your services as a speaker.  Try to keep things
straight.
                -- Strunk and White, "The Elements of Style"

In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
                -- Martin Mull

It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.

It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.

Lost: gray and white female cat.  Answers to electric can opener.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.
                -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
                -- Fran Lebowitz

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

PENGUINICITY!!