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Maslow's Maxim:
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like
a nail.
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Mason's First Law of Synergism:
The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
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mathematician, n.:
Some one who believes imaginary things appear right before your _i's.
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Matz's Law:
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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May's Law:
The quality of correlation is inversly proportional to the density
of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)
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McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance:
When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be the first to
lie down and rest.
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McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
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Meade's Maxim:
Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
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Meader's Law:
Whatever happens to you, it will previously
have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
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meeting, n.:
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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