Linux Men Women

The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else
are fast women and slow horses.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat.  Grab it and run.

The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great
deal of money.  The woman who gives herself takes all your time.
                -- Balzac

There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman
is one of them.
                -- Ralston

There are four stages to a marriage.  First there's the affair, then there's
the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you
cannot know a woman, the divorce.
                -- Norman Mailer

There are three things I have always loved and never understood --
art, music, and women.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them,
or turn them into literature.
                -- Stephen Stills

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before
marriage and after marriage.

There goes the good time that was had by all.
                -- Bette Davis, remarking on a passing starlet

There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it
is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
                -- Helen Rowland