| Linux Riddles: 101 of 135 |
Q: What's the difference between a JAP and a baby elephant?
A: About 10 pounds.
Q: How do you make them the same?
A: Force feed the elephant.
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| Linux Riddles: 102 of 135 |
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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| Linux Riddles: 103 of 135 |
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One less drunk.
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| Linux Riddles: 104 of 135 |
Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
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| Linux Riddles: 105 of 135 |
Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?
A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd
like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers,
"and some cigarettes."
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| Linux Riddles: 106 of 135 |
Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.
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| Linux Riddles: 107 of 135 |
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
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| Linux Riddles: 108 of 135 |
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
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| Linux Riddles: 109 of 135 |
Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
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| Linux Riddles: 110 of 135 |
Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.
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