| Linux Riddles: 111 of 135 |
Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon?
A: To impress Jodie Foster.
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| Linux Riddles: 112 of 135 |
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.
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| Linux Riddles: 113 of 135 |
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
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| Linux Riddles: 114 of 135 |
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
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| Linux Riddles: 115 of 135 |
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
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| Linux Riddles: 116 of 135 |
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
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| Linux Riddles: 117 of 135 |
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?
A: Because that was her name.
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| Linux Riddles: 118 of 135 |
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
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| Linux Riddles: 119 of 135 |
Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.
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| Linux Riddles: 120 of 135 |
Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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