| Linux Riddles: 62 of 135 |
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.
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| Linux Riddles: 63 of 135 |
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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| Linux Riddles: 64 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus.
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
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| Linux Riddles: 65 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.
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| Linux Riddles: 66 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
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| Linux Riddles: 67 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
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| Linux Riddles: 68 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
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| Linux Riddles: 69 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
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| Linux Riddles: 70 of 135 |
Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when
you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty.
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| Linux Riddles: 71 of 135 |
Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
sheep bites you?
A: Ewe nicks.
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