Linux Education

                        It's grad exam time...
MEDICINE
        You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a
bottle of Scotch.  Remove your appendix.  Do not suture until your work has
been inspected.  (You have 15 minutes.)

HISTORY
        Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present
day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
economic, religious and philisophical impact upon Europe, Asia, America, and
Africa.  Be brief, concise, and specific.

BIOLOGY
        Create life.  Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture
if this form of life had been created 500 million years ago or earlier, with
special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system.

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it
is.  If you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It
isn't our's either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
                -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News

Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.
                -- Snoopy

Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.

Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.

Learning without thought is labor lost;
thought without learning is perilous.
                -- Confucius

Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't
using ain't ain't eatin' well.
                -- Will Rogers

Most seminars have a happy ending.  Everyone's glad when they're over.

My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance; you cannot
replace it."
                -- Erich Maria Remarque

Never have so many understood so little about so much.
                -- James Burke