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Feb 26, 2020

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings...
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. -- William Blake

No guts, no glory.
No guts, no glory.

No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.
No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.

No matter how much you do you never do enough.
No matter how much you do you never do enough.

No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose...
No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep awake all day. -- Nietzsche


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