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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Oct 19, 2018

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your...
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear...
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman...
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and,...
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.

Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.


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