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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Today's Fortunes

Sep 25, 2017

Anything anybody can say about America is true...
Anything anybody can say about America is true. -- Emmett Grogan

Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of...
Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high...
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. -- The Best of Will Rogers

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that...
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. -- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"

Boston State House is the hub of the Solar System...
Boston State House is the hub of the Solar System. You couldn't pry that out of a Boston man if you had the tire of all creation straightened out for a crowbar. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes


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