Welcome to Motd
Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies",
derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.
Have a phrase/quote/joke in mind but only remember something somewhat vaguely? The
search box (left) may yield some pleasant surprises.
A staple for Unix/Linux users for decades, but largely unknown to the public, it's hard to describe
this incredible collection. Not only
amusing, arch, facetious, pithy, humorous, ironic, jocose, keen, satirical, sharp,
smart, taunting, witty, biting ...
the collection is also a fascinating view of the cultural history of the computer,
priesthood and users, through the Unix looking glass.
Enjoy! and don't forget to vote for your favorite "Best" and "Worst" of Fortunes.
Advisory: Occasional strong language. Discretion advised specially for the Limericks.
Today's FortunesJun 22, 2018
Always remember that you are absolutely...|
Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
Whatever happens to you, it will...
Whatever happens to you, it will previously
have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
An assembly of people coming together...
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
A place where minutes are kept and hours...
A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
An interoffice communication too often...
An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit
of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
Daily Fortunes for Jun 22, 2018 (today)