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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Today's Fortunes

Feb 20, 2017

His ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water...
His ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water. -- P.G. Wodehouse

His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.
His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.

His mind is like a steel trap: full of mice. --...
His mind is like a steel trap: full of mice. -- Foghorn Leghorn

His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier.
His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier.

Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo,...
Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that continues to this day. -- Wayne Shannon


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