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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Today's Fortunes

Nov 18, 2018

Love IS what it's cracked up to be.
Love IS what it's cracked up to be.

Love is what you've been through with somebody...
Love is what you've been through with somebody. -- James Thurber

Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid.
Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid.

Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.
Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.

Love means never having to say you're sorry. --...
Love means never having to say you're sorry. -- Eric Segal, "Love Story" That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. -- Ryan O'Neill, "What's Up Doc?"


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