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Feb 22, 2019

It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure...
It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure...
It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. -- Roger Babson

It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire...
It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out...
It's always darkest just before the lights go out. -- Alex Clark


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