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Jul 11, 2020

Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic...
Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately. b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn. d) floor it. The correct answer...

Pittsburgh driver's test 3: When...
Pittsburgh driver's test 3: When stopped at an intersection you should a) watch the traffic light for your lane. b) watch for pedestrians crossing the street. c) blow the horn. d) watch the traffic light for...

Pittsburgh driver's test 4: Exhaust...
Pittsburgh driver's test 4: Exhaust gas is a) beneficial. b) not harmful. c) toxic. d) a punk band. The correct answer is b. The meddling Washington eco-freak communist bureaucrats who say otherwise are liars...

Pittsburgh driver's test 5: Your car's...
Pittsburgh driver's test 5: Your car's horn is a vital piece of safety equipment. How often should you test it? a) once a year. b) once a month. c) once a day. d) once an hour. The correct answer is d. You should...

Pittsburgh driver's test 7: The...
Pittsburgh driver's test 7: The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light. a) One of the tail lights is broken. You should blow your horn to call the problem to the driver's...


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