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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

Have a phrase/quote/joke in mind but only remember something somewhat vaguely? The search box (left) may yield some pleasant surprises.

A staple for Unix/Linux users for decades, but largely unknown to the public, it's hard to describe this incredible collection. Not only
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Today's Fortunes

Jun 22, 2018

Meade's Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely...
Meade's Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will...
Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.

meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together...
meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.

meetings, n.: A place where minutes are kept and hours...
meetings, n.: A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.

memo, n.: An interoffice communication too often...
memo, n.: An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.


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