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Advisory: Occasional strong language. Discretion advised specially for the Limericks.
Today's FortunesOct 17, 2017
|When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes...|
When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
-- Dylan Thomas
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company...
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is...
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority,...
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
-- Mark Twain
Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows...
Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt
of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He
brought death into the world.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Daily Fortunes for Oct 17, 2017 (today)