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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Mar 30, 2017

ALBRECHT'S LAW: Social innovations tend to the level ...
ALBRECHT'S LAW: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak...
Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time. -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation...
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw

Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes...
Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible.

Alden's Laws: 1: Giving away baby clothes and furniture...
Alden's Laws: 1: Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. 2: Always be backlit. 3: Sit down whenever possible.


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