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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Today's Fortunes

Sep 30, 2016

To give happiness is to deserve happiness.
To give happiness is to deserve happiness.

To give of yourself, you must first know yourself.
To give of yourself, you must first know yourself.

To have died once is enough. -- Publius...
To have died once is enough. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

To lead people, you must follow behind. --...
To lead people, you must follow behind. -- Lao Tsu

Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now --...
Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always. -- Albert Schweitzer


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