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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

Have a phrase/quote/joke in mind but only remember something somewhat vaguely? The search box (left) may yield some pleasant surprises.

A staple for Unix/Linux users for decades, but largely unknown to the public, it's hard to describe this incredible collection. Not only
amusing, arch, facetious, pithy, humorous, ironic, jocose, keen, satirical, sharp, smart, taunting, witty, biting ...
the collection is also a fascinating view of the cultural history of the computer, priesthood and users, through the Unix looking glass.

Enjoy! and don't forget to vote for your favorite "Best" and "Worst" of Fortunes.

Advisory: Occasional strong language. Discretion advised specially for the Limericks.




Today's Fortunes

Jul 24, 2017

Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.
Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.

Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows...
Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows NT to complete boot procedure.

Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't...
Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't crashed for 2 hours, 43 minutes and 9 seconds!!!

Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! Windows NT has been...
Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! Windows NT has been running for 2 days without crashing!

Windows found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (M)ake it so
Windows found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (M)ake it so


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