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Dec 15, 2018

Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working...
Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working once a week, he might have lasted a long time and become a great star. -- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth's plan to change from being a pitcher to an outfielder...

Ryan's Law: Make three correct guesses consecutively ...
Ryan's Law: Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Sacher's Observation: Some people grow with...
Sacher's Observation: Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell.

Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.

SADISM: A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.
SADISM: A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.


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