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Sep 3, 2010

Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley,...
Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's rolling strikes?

Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge...
Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt. -- Snoopy

Failed Attempts To Break Records In September 1978 Mr...
Failed Attempts To Break Records In September 1978 Mr. Terry Gripton, of Stafford, failed to break the world shouting record by two and a half decibels. "I am not surprised he failed," his wife said afterwards. "He's really a very quiet...

Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have...
Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have. The greatest feeling? Landing... Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.

Football builds self-discipline. What else would induce...
Football builds self-discipline. What else would induce a spectator to sit out in the open in subfreezing weather?


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