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Today's Fortunes

Apr 23, 2018

A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist...
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing. -- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4

A woman should have compassion. -- Kirk,...
A woman should have compassion. -- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2

Actual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy...
Actual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy business. -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0

After a time, you may find that "having" is not...
After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as "wanting." It is not logical, but it is often true. -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7

All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars...
All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars. -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3259.2


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