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Go 'way!  You're bothering me!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1117 of 3566

God did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six
days and then pulled an all-nighter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1118 of 3566

God doesn't play dice.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1119 of 3566

"God gives burdens; also shoulders"

Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the
end of the 1980 election.  At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I
can't find it anywhere.  I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why
would he lie about a thing like that?
                -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1120 of 3566

God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ...
The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ... I do
not mean to say that a dollar a day is enough to support a workingman
... not enough to support a man and five children if he insists on
smoking and drinking beer.  But the man who cannot live on bread and
water is not fit to live!  A family may live on good bread and water in
the morning, water and bread at midday, and good bread and water at
night!
                -- Rev. Henry Ward Beecher
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1121 of 3566

God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1122 of 3566

God is a polytheist.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1123 of 3566

God is Dead
                -- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is Dead
                -- God
Nietzsche is God
                -- The Dead
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1124 of 3566

God is not dead!  He's alive and autographing bibles at Cody's
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1125 of 3566

God is real, unless declared integer.
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