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Go 'way! You're bothering me!
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God did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six
days and then pulled an all-nighter.
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God doesn't play dice.
-- Albert Einstein
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"God gives burdens; also shoulders"
Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the
end of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I
can't find it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why
would he lie about a thing like that?
-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
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God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ...
The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ... I do
not mean to say that a dollar a day is enough to support a workingman
... not enough to support a man and five children if he insists on
smoking and drinking beer. But the man who cannot live on bread and
water is not fit to live! A family may live on good bread and water in
the morning, water and bread at midday, and good bread and water at
-- Rev. Henry Ward Beecher
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God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
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God is a polytheist.
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God is Dead
Nietzsche is Dead
Nietzsche is God
-- The Dead
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God is not dead! He's alive and autographing bibles at Cody's
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God is real, unless declared integer.