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genderplex, n:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
        determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and
        tortoises).
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1794 of 2182

GENEALOGY:
        An account of one's descent from an ancestor
        who did not particularly care to trace his own.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1795 of 2182

General notions are generally wrong.
                -- Lady M.W. Montagu
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1796 of 2182

Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
                -- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1797 of 2182

Generic Fortune.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1798 of 2182

Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1799 of 2182

Genetics explains why you look like your father,
and if you don't, why you should.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1800 of 2182

GENIUS:
        A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with bright.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1801 of 2182

GENIUS:
        Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right
        time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying
        all the right things to all the right people.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1802 of 2182

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can.
                -- Owen Meredith
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