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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  847 of 2298

NOTE:  No warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given.
All software is supplied as is, without guarantee.  The user assumes
all responsibility for damages resulting from the use of these
features, including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system
abends, disk head-crashes, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark
attack, nerve gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis,
local electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure,
invasion, hashing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction
surfaces, comic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive
electronic components, windstorms, the Riders of Nazgul, infuriated
chickens, malfunctioning mechanical or electrical sexual devices,
premature activation of the distant early warning system, peasant
uprisings, halitosis, artillery bombardment, explosions, cave-ins,
and/or frogs falling from the sky.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  848 of 2298

Note to myself: use real bullets next time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  849 of 2298

Notes for a ballet, "The Spell:"  ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the
flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ...
Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part
woman -- unfortunately, divided lengthwise.  She enchants Sigmund, who
is careful not to make any poultry jokes...
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  850 of 2298

Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of
wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is
astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --
unfortunately, divided lengthwise.  She enchants Sigmund, who is careful
not to make any poultry jokes.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  851 of 2298

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  852 of 2298

Nothing can be done in one trip.
                -- Snider
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  853 of 2298

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  854 of 2298

Nothing endures but change.
                -- Heraclitus
        [Yeah, yeah, "Everything changes but change itself." --JFK Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  855 of 2298

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a
proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it.
                -- John Keats
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  856 of 2298

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
                -- Winston Churchill

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as
satisfying as an income tax refund.
                -- F.J. Raymond
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