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Freebsd Fortunes:  3453 of 3566

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today --
I think he's from the CIA.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3454 of 3566

Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.
                -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3455 of 3566

Yinkel, n.:
        A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one
will notice.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3456 of 3566

You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3457 of 3566

You are here:
                ***
                ***
             *********
              *******
               *****
                ***
                 *

                 But you're not all there.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3458 of 3566

"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
        "All your papers these days look the same;
Those William's would be better unread --
        Do these facts never fill you with shame?"

"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
        "I wrote wonderful papers galore;
But the great reputation I found that I'd won,
        Made it pointless to think any more."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3459 of 3566

"You are old, father William," the young man said,
        "And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head --
        Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," father William replied to his son,
        "I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
        Why, I do it again and again."
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3460 of 3566

"You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers
        That your lectures bore people to death.
Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year --
        Don't you think that you should save your breath?"

"I have answered three questions and that is enough,"
        Said his father, "Don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
        Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3461 of 3566

"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
        For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak --
        Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
        And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw,
        Has lasted the rest of my life."
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3462 of 3566

"You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run,
        And there isn't one language you like;
Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none --
        Have you thought about taking a hike?"

"Since I never write programs," his father replied,
        "Every language looks equally bad;
Yet the people keep paying to read all my books
        And don't realize that they've been had."
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