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New systems generate new problems.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2132 of 3566

New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age, and
his wife most often reminds him to act it.
                -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
 
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New York is real.  The rest is done with mirrors.
 
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New York's got the ways and means;
Just won't let you be.
                -- The Grateful Dead
 
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Newlan's Truism:
        An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government
economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2136 of 3566

NEWS FLASH!!
        Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West
        German pole-vault champion.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2137 of 3566

Newton's Fourth Law:  Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2138 of 3566

Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law:
        A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2139 of 3566

Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2140 of 3566

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying
as an income tax refund.
                -- F. J. Raymond
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