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Linux Men Women:  62 of 582

A sociologist, a psychologist, and a engineer were discussing the
consequences and implications of a married man's having a mistress.  The
sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable
for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony, and engage in such lowly
and lustful pursuits.
        The psychologist's opinion was that although morally reprehensible,
if a man MUST have a mistress to achieve his full potential as a human being,
then -- well -- he may go ahead and choose to have a mistress, as long as he
is considerate enough to keep this secret from his wife.
        The engineer then interjected: "I also believe that, if necessary,
a married man is entitled to a mistress.  However, I do not see why the
affair should be concealed from the wife.  On the contrary, if the affair
is out in the open, then on Friday evenings he may tell his wife that he
is going to see his mistress, tell his mistress that he is going to be with
his wife, then go to his office and get some work done!"
Linux Men Women:  63 of 582

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there
*for the rest of your life*.
                -- Jim Samuels
Linux Men Women:  64 of 582

A woman can look both moral and exciting -- if she also looks as if it
were quite a struggle.
                -- Edna Ferber
Linux Men Women:  65 of 582

A woman can never be too rich or too thin.
Linux Men Women:  66 of 582

A woman did what a woman had to, the best way she knew how.
To do more was impossible, to do less, unthinkable.
                -- Dirisha, "The Man Who Never Missed"
Linux Men Women:  67 of 582

A woman forgives the audacity of which her beauty has prompted us to be guilty.
                -- LeSage
Linux Men Women:  68 of 582

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be
thankful for a good one.
                -- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Linux Men Women:  69 of 582

A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows.
                -- Chamfort
Linux Men Women:  70 of 582

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure,
it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
                -- Nietzsche
Linux Men Women:  71 of 582

A woman of generous character will sacrifice her life a thousand times
over for her lover, but will break with him for ever over a question of
pride -- for the opening or the shutting of a door.
                -- Stendhal
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