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Fortune: 72 - 81 of 1140 from Linux Cookie

Linux Cookie:  72 of 1140

"Send lawyers, guns and money..."
-- Lyrics from a Warren Zevon song
Linux Cookie:  73 of 1140

"I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs."
- H. L. Mencken
Linux Cookie:  74 of 1140

"Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom;
Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love;
Love is not music; Music is the best." -- Frank Zappa
Linux Cookie:  75 of 1140

I can't drive 55.
Linux Cookie:  76 of 1140

"And they told us, what they wanted...
 Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance." -- Kate Bush
Linux Cookie:  77 of 1140

"In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not
there if you want to keep writing good code."  -- Karl Lehenbauer
Linux Cookie:  78 of 1140

Badges?  We don't need no stinking badges.
Linux Cookie:  79 of 1140

I can't drive 55.
I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.
Linux Cookie:  80 of 1140

Thank God a million billion times you live in Texas.
Linux Cookie:  81 of 1140

"Can you program?"  "Well, I'm literate, if that's what you mean!"
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