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Fortune: 663 - 672 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  663 of 1105

Nusbaum's Rule:
        The more pretentious the corporate name, the smaller the
        organization.  (For instance, the Murphy Center for the
        Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted
        to IBM, GM, and AT&T.)
Linux Definitions:  664 of 1105

O'Brian's Law:
        Everything is always done for the wrong reasons.
Linux Definitions:  665 of 1105

O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen:
        Cleanliness is next to impossible
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O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law:
        Murphy was an optimist.
Linux Definitions:  667 of 1105

Occam's eraser:
        The philosophical principle that even the simplest
        solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
Linux Definitions:  668 of 1105

Office Automation:
        The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office
        by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.
Linux Definitions:  669 of 1105

Official Project Stages:
        (1) Uncritical Acceptance
        (2) Wild Enthusiasm
        (3) Dejected Disillusionment
        (4) Total Confusion
        (5) Search for the Guilty
        (6) Punishment of the Innocent
        (7) Promotion of the Non-participants
Linux Definitions:  670 of 1105

Ogden's Law:
        The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Linux Definitions:  671 of 1105

Old Japanese proverb:
        There are two kinds of fools -- those who never climb Mt. Fuji,
        and those who climb it twice.
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Old timer, n.:
        One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
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