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Apr 29, 2017 (today)

I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared...
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only...
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey

I'm really enjoying not talking to you... Let's not talk again...
I'm really enjoying not talking to you... Let's not talk again REAL soon...

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.


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