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Jan 22, 2019 (today)

Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity...
Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth

Five names that I can hardly stand to hear, Including yours...
Five names that I can hardly stand to hear, Including yours and mine and one more chimp who isn't here, I can see the ladies talking how the times is gettin' hard, And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia boulevard, Yes, I'm goin' insane, And I'm laughing at the frozen...

Five people -- an Englishman, Russian, American, Frenchman...
Five people -- an Englishman, Russian, American, Frenchman and Irishman were each asked to write a book on elephants. Some amount of time later they had all completed their respective books. The Englishman's book was entitled "The Elephant -- How to Collect...

Five rules for eternal misery: 1) Always try to exhort...
Five rules for eternal misery: 1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably. 2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality. 3) Then treat each new situation...

Flame on! -- Johnny Storm
Flame on! -- Johnny Storm


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