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Apr 6, 2020 (today)

"You are old, father William," the young man said, ...
"You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white; And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?" "In my youth," father William replied to his son, ...

"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws...
"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than suet; Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?" "In my youth," said his father, "I...

You are only young once, but you can stay immature...
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You are scrupulously honest, frank,...
You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you have few friends.

You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.


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