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Sep 21, 2018 (today)

Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been...
Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten to the punch.

MOCK APPLE PIE (No Apples Needed) Pastry to two crust 9-inch...
MOCK APPLE PIE (No Apples Needed) Pastry to two crust 9-inch pie 36 RITZ Crackers 2 cups water 2 cups sugar 2 teaspoons cream of tartar 2 tablespoons lemon juice Grated rind of one lemon Butter...

Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves...
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market. -- E.W. Howe

Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most...
Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four...
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welles


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