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Fortune: 139 - 148 of 203 from Linux Education

Linux Education:  139 of 203

Smartness runs in my family.  When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
                -- George Burns
 
Linux Education:  140 of 203

Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
                -- Folk saying
 
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"Speed is subsittute fo accurancy."
 
Linux Education:  142 of 203

Spelling is a lossed art.
 
Linux Education:  143 of 203

Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar
without his duck ...
 
Linux Education:  144 of 203

Teachers have class.
 
Linux Education:  145 of 203

The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it.  Don't ever do
this to my eyes again.
                -- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
 
Linux Education:  146 of 203

The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with
the earliest class.
 
Linux Education:  147 of 203

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from
one graveyard to another.
                -- J. Frank Dobie, "A Texan in England"
 
Linux Education:  148 of 203

The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned
into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with a Ph.D.
                -- Nelson Algren, "Writers at Work"
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