Linux Education

The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious
seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the
unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more
bounteous harvest of gobbledegook than the rest of the world put together.
                -- Sir Peter Medawar

The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!

The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an
open doorway with an open mind.
                -- E.B. White

There are no answers, only cross-references.
                -- Weiner

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
                -- Winston Churchill

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for
these only gave life, those the art of living well.
                -- Aristotle

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
                -- Hector Berlioz

To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education.
To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun.  To accuse neither
oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete.
                -- Epictetus

To craunch a marmoset.
                -- Pedro Carolino, "English as She is Spoke"

To teach is to learn twice.
                -- Joseph Joubert