Linux Education

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
                -- Hector Berlioz

To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education.
To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun.  To accuse neither
oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete.
                -- Epictetus

To craunch a marmoset.
                -- Pedro Carolino, "English as She is Spoke"

To teach is to learn twice.
                -- Joseph Joubert

To teach is to learn.

Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.
                -- Charles Schulz

Trying to get an education here is like trying to get a drink from a fire hose.

Universities are places of knowledge.  The freshman each bring a little
in with them, and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
                -- Henry Kissinger

Walt:   Dad, what's gradual school?
Garp:   Gradual school?
Walt:   Yeah.  Mom says her work's more fun now that she's teaching
        gradual school.
Garp:   Oh.  Well, gradual school is someplace you go and gradually
        find out that you don't want to go to school anymore.
                -- The World According To Garp