Linux Education

Encyclopedia for sale by father.  Son knows everything.

Engineering:    "How will this work?"
Science:        "Why will this work?"
Management:     "When will this work?"
Liberal Arts:   "Do you want fries with that?"

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak
it to?
                -- Clarence Darrow

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers.  My
opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.  There's many a bestseller
that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
                -- Flannery O'Connor

Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for
even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer.
                -- C.C. Colton

Experience is the worst teacher.  It always gives the test first and
the instruction afterward.

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