Linux Education

"He was a modest, good-humored boy.  It was Oxford that made him insufferable."

He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion
on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general
education and culture.
                -- Julia Norton McCorkle

[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had
a complete set.
                -- Ring Lardner

Higher education helps your earning capacity.  Ask any college professor.

History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.

History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles,
cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.
                -- Leo Tolstoy

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
                -- Elliot, "E.T."

I am a bookaholic.  If you are a decent person, you will not sell me
another book.

"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it."
                -- English Professor

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
                -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University