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Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
 
Linux Fortunes:  112 of 433

Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
 
Linux Fortunes:  113 of 433

If you can read this, you're too close.
 
Linux Fortunes:  114 of 433

If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.
 
Linux Fortunes:  115 of 433

If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
 
Linux Fortunes:  116 of 433

If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
 
Linux Fortunes:  117 of 433

If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
 
Linux Fortunes:  118 of 433

If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
 
Linux Fortunes:  119 of 433

In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
 
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Increased knowledge will help you now.  Have mate's phone bugged.
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