Linux Fortunes: 116 of 433 |
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
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Linux Fortunes: 117 of 433 |
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
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Linux Fortunes: 118 of 433 |
If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
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Linux Fortunes: 119 of 433 |
In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
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Linux Fortunes: 120 of 433 |
Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
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Linux Fortunes: 121 of 433 |
Is that really YOU that is reading this?
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Linux Fortunes: 122 of 433 |
Is this really happening?
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Linux Fortunes: 123 of 433 |
It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
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Linux Fortunes: 124 of 433 |
It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
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Linux Fortunes: 125 of 433 |
It was all so different before everything changed.
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