Linux Fortunes: 150 of 433 |
Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.
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Linux Fortunes: 151 of 433 |
Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
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Linux Fortunes: 152 of 433 |
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
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Linux Fortunes: 153 of 433 |
People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
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Linux Fortunes: 154 of 433 |
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
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Linux Fortunes: 155 of 433 |
Questionable day.
Ask somebody something.
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Linux Fortunes: 156 of 433 |
Reply hazy, ask again later.
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Linux Fortunes: 157 of 433 |
Save energy: be apathetic.
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Linux Fortunes: 158 of 433 |
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
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Linux Fortunes: 159 of 433 |
Slow day. Practice crawling.
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