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Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
 
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Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
 
Linux Fortunes:  153 of 433

People are beginning to notice you.  Try dressing before you leave the house.
 
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Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
 
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Questionable day.

Ask somebody something.
 
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Reply hazy, ask again later.
 
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Save energy: be apathetic.
 
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Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
 
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Slow day.  Practice crawling.
 
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Snow Day -- stay home.
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